Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Randomize
