There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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