If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
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she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
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It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
dude. I can hear the air.
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