girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
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im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
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You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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