The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
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Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
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I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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