The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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