is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
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So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
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They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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