just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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