Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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