thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
