i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
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He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
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Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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