There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
