Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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