Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Randomize
