love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Randomize
