Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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