Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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