so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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