you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Randomize
