I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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