There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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