Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
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we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
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So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
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