It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
it's not cheating when I paid for it
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
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Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
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well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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