some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
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It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
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She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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