oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
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How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
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if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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