This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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