she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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