Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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