Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(561): View more from Florida

on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?

(914): View more from New York

11

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(410): View more from Maryland

operation have a gay friend backfired

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.

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(805): View more from California

I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.

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(317): View more from Indiana

How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.

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(316): View more from Kansas

What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?

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(512): View more from Texas

hey the jello shots wont freeze

(1-512): View more from Texas

How much Everclear did you put in them?

(512): View more from Texas

uhhh all of it

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(303): View more from Colorado

There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.

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(310): View more from California

So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.

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