last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
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wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.