Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Who died my cat blue again?
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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