I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
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that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
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Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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