If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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