Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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