windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
