His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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