I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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