That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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