Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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