See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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