So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
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I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
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I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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