i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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