The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
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Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
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We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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