thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
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