And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
We need to rekindle our bromance
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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