Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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