I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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