where does the pee come out of this thing
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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