Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I DEMAND FORESKIN
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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