no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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