If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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