sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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