stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
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