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The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Well I just put wine in my tea
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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