Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
he just fucked me for my cheese..
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Randomize
