Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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