Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
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