some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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